You have something I want: your most awful, worstest words. Let me fix them. Pretty please?

Fix my words! FREE mini-makeover from a professional copywriter

If you have a page or paragraph of text for your business making your eyes bleed cos it’s so awful then I want it. I’m offering you a FREE professional copywriting mini-makeover. In fact, the worse it is, the better! Maybe it’s not all that bad but you think it could benefit from a professional polish and proofread to pick up pesky typos.

What’s the catch? There’s always a catch, right?

Apart from preventing the eyes of your clients from bleeding, I get to use your words and the improvements I make as examples on my website and social media channels of how a mini-makeover with simple changes can make your words appear fresher, more concise, clear and professional.

Before running away, screaming in horror at the thought of going public with your word shame, please know that I am so gentle with my feedback, it won’t feel distressing or embarrassing at all. Plus you get a damn good copywriter to weave her word magic without having to pay for it.

Sign up by completing the form below. I don’t know yet how many of these mini-makeovers I’ll do or when I’ll close off entries, so get yours in quickly so you don’t miss out.

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